The climber stands beneath a massive oak, craning his neck to peer into its leafy belly. He throws a nylon rope high into its branches, tests his weight on it, and then, in a...
Dear Mexican: What's with calling yourselves "La Raza"? Being Mexicans, Chicanos or whatever isn't enough — now you're THE race? Sounds pretty racist to me. The Race is...
The flicker of fingers across a card catalog, the tap of a pencil eraser on a hardwood desk, the occasional "shhh!" of a cross librarian: These are the sounds we associate with...
Eating a peach in the winter is about as much fun as scraping ice off the windshield — the off-season fruit is hard and flavorless, not unlike that sleet. But to indulge...
Short people have a tough time of it. They can't reach the top kitchen cabinets, they have to have every pair of pants hemmed, and they must sit ridiculously close to the...
Stanley Eisen is a lot of people. He is, of course, Paul Stanley of Kiss, a.k.a. the Starchild. He's also been Paul Stanley, the Phantom of the Opera (not to be confused with...
Mark Mothersbaugh has been creating for more than three decades, and not always while donning that red flower-pot chapeau he made famous as Devo's majordomo. His instrumental...
Imagine the distracted glower of early-'70s Lou Reed crossed with the music-as-theater-of-the-absurd performances of Iggy Pop's Hollywood era — this is Hedwig, formerly...
Giuseppe Verdi's Otello is renowned for the fulsome evil personified in Iago. Arguably more villainous than the Iago of Shakespeare's play, Verdi's Iago is ruthlessly wicked in...
During August we sizzle like eggs in a frying pan. Even when the intolerable sun sinks low, temperatures stay warm. But you can't remain at home — you need to revel in...
Garage sales — and their relatives, the estate and yard sales — are cheap, usually easy to find, and havens for collectors' items or the perfect object you didn't...
Everyone's seen it: a group of ladies out on the town, one of them wearing a condom-covered veil and all of them drinking out of penis straws, seemingly having a riotously...
Americans are more comfortable with violence than nudity, naked people are exhibitionists/attention-starved/obscene/depraved (circle one and move on), and the police will...
Olivia Lahs-Gonzales and Andrew Millner both find inspiration in flora, but they respond to their muse in very different ways. Lahs-Gonzales hones in closely on the plants...
What do you do for an encore after you've driven around the world from London to New York via the awkward eastern passage across Eurasia and North America? If you're Ewan...
Beer goggles are a tricky thing. Even if you're pretty sure you're wearing a pair, you can't escape their influence — and the resulting make-out-and-more session. It's...
In celebration of the Olympics, the Equinox Chamber Players will perform musical selections from all over the globe during their concert entitled Olympic Harmony! Before the...
Jeff Gerber is your typical 1970s white guy: He has a good job, a house, two kids, and a wife who watches the race riots on TV with horror and pity. If you asked Jeff, he'd...
If Ms. Day were to put together a six-course dinner at home, the first five courses would consist of different varieties of cheese, and the final would just be something...
Today's youths mistakenly think that musicals aren't for them (except for High School Musical, but they won't admit that they're still into it). These young 'uns probably don't...